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Monday 3/8/10 Update



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rumor - Apparently there might be a Monkey Island 2: Special Edition on the way. Nice
http://kotaku.com/5486393/rumor-lucasarts-releasing-monkey-island-2-special-edition



lol wat - there's a glitch in Heavy Rain that lets you play as the female character naked.. nipples and all.  vid of the boobage in the link. 
http://kotaku.com/5483372/nsfw-heavy-rain-glitch-brings-playable-accidental-nudity



news - did you know the Halo: Reach beta started? Here's a trailer. There are jetpacks and explosions!
http://kotaku.com/5484441/halo-reach-beta-footage-looks-like-a-blast-[update]



news - then they announced Portal 2 which will be in the next Game Informer and will take place after the first game. And GlaDOS is back
http://kotaku.com/5486657/an-insiders-guide-to-portal-2



news - So Portal got an update that added a new ending and secret radio messages...
http://kotaku.com/5485075/valve-updates-portal-again-now-with-new-ending



news - oh, there will also be multiplayer co-op in Portal 2
http://kotaku.com/5486758/portal-2-adds-multiplayer-co+op-new--familiar-characters



news? - Um.. Steam and Portal 2 are coming to Macs... if you have a mac and haven't killed yourself yet, congrats I suppose



news - Scribblenauts 2 was announced for this Fall! It'll include adjectives, 10,000 more words and better controls. Yay!
 http://www.damnlag.com/articles/ds/665-scribblenauts-2-coming-this-fall.html



news - the Rock Band Network is out finally. A lotta unknowns (to me at least) posted songs so far. But everyone needs to download Ron Wasserman's songs. He's the dude that did the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme! Also, Flight of the Conchords are doing songs for it too.
 http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/648-rock-band-network-here-break-your-bank.html



news - Digimon Battle's open beta is starting soon.. but the game will probably suck
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/PC/650-a-wild-digimon-battle-open-beta-approaches.html



news - People can call themselves "gay, lesbian bi, transgender or straight" in their Xbox Live gamertag now..
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/xbox360/653-it-s-okay-to-be-gay-on-xbox-live-now.html



news - Infinity Ward's head people were fired by Activision because they were complaining about not being paid for Modern Warfare 2...
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/630-infinity-ward-studio-heads-fired-activision-holding-back-modern-warfare-2-royalties.html



news - and Activision apparently plans on running the Call of Duty franchise INTO THE GROUND
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/632-activision-plans-crazy-new-scheme-for-call-duty-franchise.html



HELL YEAH! - MOTHERFUCKING PLASTIC BEACH ALBUM FROM GORILLAZ IS OUT TODAY! You can listen to the whole album on NPR's site
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124114812
BeefGir: yeah, im not saying that
Genki-JAM: yeah you will bitch
BeefGir: i will take out the gay
Genki-JAM: they know it's me not you



news - Beefgir is STILL an enormous faggot



whore - This is a pretty interesting article about how Sega should give Sonic to Nintendo that everyone should read and digg
http://digg.com/gaming_news/Sega_Give_Sonic_to_Nintendo



remember, all the news is also posted in the forums so you can talk about it and stuff.
http://www.beefgir.com/apps/forums/topics/show/2225083-3-8-10-news



thats all for this week



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Monday 3/1/10 Update



first off, i want to say that all the news will be posted in the forums for discussion. so head on over there to ask questions and stuff.
http://www.beefgir.com/apps/forums/show/3003879-news



I uploaded this the other day for 4chan, but maybe you want it too.
the Digimon soundtrack. 
http://rapidshare.com/files/357022985/Digimon_soundtrack.rar



found a stash of stoner comics. some funny stuff here.



uh oh - Old, fat PS3s aren't working right anymore. The internal clock thinks its a leap year when its not and thus it can't connect to the Playstation Network, which is screwing everything else up. Just keep your PS3 off until Sony fixes it (they say there should be a fix in 24 hours). New, slim PS3s aren't affected by this though...
people were calling the ps3 problem the APOCALYPS3.
(edit: problem was just fixed.)



vid - Someone made Bioshock 2's Big Daddy out of a tree with a chainsaw. Holy crap.
http://kotaku.com/5480621/tree-plus-chainsaw-equals-bioshock-2-big-daddy



vid - aw snap, gameplay footage of the new Transformers game. Looks friggin sweet
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/601-sexy-war-for-cybertron-gameplay-footage-transforms-my-pants-tightness.html



oh snap dates - Lotsa Nintendo-related release dates! Mario Galaxy 2 comes out May 23, Metroid Other M comes out June 27, and Cave Story for WiiWare comes out March 22! Hot damn!



vids - oh, and Mario Galaxy looks friggin great
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/nintendo/585-new-super-mario-galaxy-2-trailer-incredible.html



vids - oh yeah, and how about the leaked intro vid for Metroid Other M. Nice.
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/wii/606-metroid-other-m-opening-movie-bootleg-edition.html



news - Kickass Xbox Live Arcade game Dishwasher is getting a sequel.
 http://www.damnlag.com/articles/xbox360/584-the-dishwasher-2-vampire-smile-announced.html



this here sonic comic was pretty funny. here is the link to the start of it.
http://boxerhockey.fireball20xl.com/example.php?id=118.jpg
its like 5 pages long.  check it out.  and, maybe the rest of the web comic too, if u want.



news - speaking of leaks, it looks like Hakan is pretty much confirmed for Super Street Fighter IV.
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/607-is-that-some-leaked-hakan-reveal.html



Also, on the subject of Super Street Fighter IV, it looks like there will be extra DLC costumes along with the ones coming with the game
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/593-super-street-fighter-iv-bonus-costumes-are-dlc.html
Great. More money to spend.
BeefGir says: This damn street fighter 4 part 5 or what ever it is. Street fighter 4 already came out! making it again is just dumb!



news - beefgir is an enormous faggot. SUPER Street Fighter 4 is an updated version they're releasing with more characters, levels, better online, etc



lol wat - King of Fighters IV was announced... didn't the last game come out LAST YEAR? LOL. Didn't even try to tweak it or update it like they're doing with SFIV. Just make the next one and be done with it.



news - Warhawk is only $15 for the next 2 weeks and its expansion packs are only $5. Nice. Except too bad you can't get them since PS3s are FUCKED right now!



news - the US version of Monster Hunter Tri, which comes out in April, is going to have free online multiplayer. Niiiice. Especially since it's basically an MMO.   it's special because it's pay to play in japan.



lol wat - So apparently Street Fighter IV is heading to the iPhone with a smaller cast and touch controls...
http://kotaku.com/5478058/street-fighter-iv-iphone-in-action



news - oh yeah, the XBLA version of Perfect Dark comes out March 17th and will be just 800 points. thats the game they put the goldeneye multiplayer weapons and levels into its multiplayer



cool news!  the site now has a little icon next to the url!  woot!  now the site is officially awesome!



well thats all the news...



but you get more pics!












thats all for this week



remember. the news is also in the forums if you want to talk about it and stuff.
http://www.beefgir.com/apps/forums/topics/show/2187351-3-1-10-news



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