BeefGir's Funny Archives

first up, i updated the wallpapers! go check them out!



i think someone is doing a major pic dump in the "user submissions" page.   u may want to check it out.



some people started making Mario 64 songs with the Rock Band Network program. Too bad they'll never make it to Live for sale
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/460-mario-64-rock-band-songs-prepare-for-pants-tightening-awesomness.html




vid - oh snap, more leaked Duke Nukem gameplay
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/425-could-it-be-duke-nukem-leaked-gameplay.html



lol wat - Sega okay'd a Wii look-alike console that plays Genesis games called the Zone Sega
http://kotaku.com/5461705/the-zone-sega-looks-like-a-wii-plays-like-a-genesis



news - the new Behemoth Game 3 is going to be called BattleBlock Theater! Trailer tiem!
http://kotaku.com/5461904/the-behemoth-unveils-battleblock-theater



news - o hay, Final Fantasy 13 is going to be only 3 discs on Xbox 360. That's 1 less than Lost Odyssey, which is a year older. WTF? Maybe rumors about the game being small and linear are true...



lol vid - Sonic and Mario have an awkward reunion
 http://kotaku.com/5463904/mario--sonics-relationship-isnt-quite-what-it-used-to-be



news - The Naruto Ultimat Ninja series what was a Playstation Exclusive is going to be coming to Xbox 360 with Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2, a sequel to the great-looking PS3 exclusive.
http://kotaku.com/5464126/naruto-ultimate-ninja-storm-goes-another-round



news - the next Pokemon game is going to be announced soon. Nintendo claims it will change some things about the series to freshen it up. Dunno how big these changes will be, though



news - Microsoft is going to be closing all Xbox Live servers for the Xbox 1 games on April 15th
http://kotaku.com/5464818/microsoft-no-more-original-xbox-games-over-xbox-live



news - there's a demo out for Heavy Rain on PS3. Check it out. It's kinda interesting. Oh, you have to go through some hoops to get it right now, though since its an early release of the demo
http://kotaku.com/5464839/want-the-heavy-rain-demo-right-now-heres-how-[update]



news - ouch! Nippon Ichi, the people behind the Disgaea series are hurting in sales in Japan right now. Their profit for this financial year is down 97.5%! Uh oh!



news - the PS3 game Mod Nation Racers, which is basically Mario Kart-meets-LittleBigPlanet is going to be a PSP game too. It's going to come out the same day the PS3 game comes out, but they probably won't be connectable at all. WTF.
http://kotaku.com/5465132/modnation-racers-goes-portable



news - BioWare lashes back at people bitching to them about the lack of sex nudity in Mass Effect 2 basically saying "it was our decision, fuck your shit."
http://kotaku.com/5465742/bioware-responds-to-self+censorship-charge-on-mass-effect-2-sex



news - a Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing demo has hit 360 for all to try. Sadly, it seems to be kinda meh. It's no Mario Kart. Hell it's not even a Crash Team Racing.



news - Final Fantasy 13 was originally going to be on PS2
http://kotaku.com/5460183/final-fantasy-xiii-on-the-ps2/gallery/
and aparently porting it to PS3 cost Square Enix a year and a half to do. DURP.



news - moar LittleBigPlanet costumes! This time from White Knight Chronicles. They look pretty sweet, too. too bad White Knight Chronicles sucks ass.
http://kotaku.com/5460100/littlewhite-knight-chronicles


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go get bioshock 2! just came out!



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i have been trying to update the wallpapers, but photobucket is being incredibly stupid. so i will have to update it later in the week. check back to see if any new wallpapers have been added.



news - Gears of War characters are going to be playable characters in Lost Planet 2 o snap
http://kotaku.com/5457062/first-look-at-gears-of-war-in-your-lost-planet-2



news - there's going to be a Dead Rising movie being directed by the game's creator and released on Xbox Live and the game's website. Looks alright
http://kotaku.com/5457016/dead-rising-the-movie



news - a new game from the creator of Resident Evil is going to be the next awesome game from Platinum Games, the people behind Bayonetta. Not much is revealed in the trailer, but the trailer is really pretty and nicely done
http://kotaku.com/5459346/introducing-vanquish-a-new-game-from-the-creator-of-resident-evil



news - oh snap, Nintendo of Japan says Metroid: Other M will hit there this summer... which means we COULD get it by winter if they don't shuffle their feet on it. Also, new teaser site for the game:
http://metroid.jp/



news - aw snap! After Burner Climax coming the the XBLA this spring! Trailer looks friggin awesome
http://kotaku.com/5458830/after-burner-climax-coming-to-us-europe-this-spring



rumor - there's some leaked information floating around that says the new Sonic Needlemouse game being worked on is going to be "Sonic 4" and will be an episodic series that will be released on XBLA and PSN. While it will be episodic, each game will be a full game with an opening and final level. Also, this week the game's name will be announced, and will probably be called "Sonic 4." Needlemouse has also expressed the most logical and well-thought opinion on how Sonic games are supposed to be. Sonic cycle be damned, this could REALLY be Sonic's triumphant return to form if they follow through on what they say. Also, Sonic Team ISN'T making this game so it has a chance to not suck.

Admin Note: for those of you who don't know the sonic cycle, and continuously fall for it like my researcher. here it is.


if you just dont care about sonic, congratulations! u have beaten the cycle! go get a cookie.



news - Kojima is really broken up over the recent delay announcement for MGS: Peace Walker. He even went to extents to apologize to everyone for it.
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/psp/382-kojima-to-commit-seppuku-over-peace-walker-delay.html



news - more LittleBigPlanet DLC is coming. This time, its costumes from White Knight Chronicles. Sweet.
http://www.damnlag.com/articles/ps3/371-little-big-knight-chronicles-dlc-on-the-way.html



news - Lost's final season starts Tuesday!
here is the leaked begining.  enjoy
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/01/29/the-opening-scene-of-lost-season-six-is-now-online/



news - Pikachu-colored Pichu is being given away at Gamestop right now and when transferred to the new Gold/Silver remakes can trigger an event that can lead to you getting a Pichu with a weird ears.  all you have to do is bring your Diamond, Pearl or Platinum pokemon game to gamestop, and search for a mystery gift.  you will then automatically download the special pichu to your game.  completely free!



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