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Is anybody reading anything? I'm currently reading The Ghost King by R.A. Salvatore

Currently reading the Necronomicon by H.P. Lovecraft and just finished Making Money by Terry Pratchett. Ghost king any good?

Yes, Much better than "The Pirate King"

The Problem with this book is you need to have read the other books by Salvatore, and I mean ALL OF THEM.

i juat got done reading "the sword of truth" series.  its like 9 books long. 

it was good. but a bit graphic sometimes in the sexual department.

well, i didnt actualy read it. i listened to it.  cause i cant sit still and read books. 

oh, and i listened to 3 twilight books.  half way through the forth. just for science purposes. to see what all the fuss was about. 

i can safely say my review is... meh.

dont judge me. i had free time, and free space on my ipod.

Is Twilight really as bad as they say?

I'm also reading "A Song of Ice and Fire" Series

its not really that bad. its an unsual romance story, but its writen from a girls perspective, so its going to seem weird. its got a bit of that weird chater that goes on in girls heads.  but overall its ok. i guess.  i wouldnt recomend it, just cause its twilight. but its something to kill time if you have ABSOLUTLY NOTHING else to do, and you like romance.

where i left off, the main girl is pregnant with a half vampire baby that is growing at a super fast rate and is killing her from the inside. 

im actualy kinda curious to find out about the end of that, cause what i just said sounded kinda awesome.

i havent listened to the damn thing in about 3 months. i just kinda left it there.

i was driving to florida and i needed a book to listen to. thats why i downloaded it.

Read/listen to the last of it, I heard its ha-halarious

your kiding?

It was described as such. "The writer went into a coma and they had a porn actor right out the las half."

This was described by a freind who loved twilight. Not Anymore.

Just finished the Harry Potter series. It was epic. I'm trying to think of the next book I should read, as I have a decent collection. I'm probably going to get Brisingr some time, which is the third book in the Inheritance trilogy (it started with Eragon, then Eldest). Those books are great too. I don't know about the movie though. I heard it was "meh" at best.

ITS NOT A TRILOGY!  DO NOT READ THAT BOOK THINKING IT IS!

if yo do, you will be pissed off. the end of the book comes, and you are likem WTF!  this was suposed to be over!

Has anyone heard of the "Skulduggery Pleasant" series, by Derek Landy?

It is an action/adventure/comedie/fantasy/mystery.

It is about a girl whose uncle had died, when she meets a fire weilding, wise craking, skeleton detective, who drives a Bentley.

There are already three books, and now I am waiting for the fourth, which comes out on April 1st!

I see wut u did thar

the last book I read was... besides the last harry potter was... man I can't remember. I've only read Harry Potter, a series of unfortunate events, and the guardians of ga'hoole, a series on fictional fighting owls, although I lost interest after half way through because it was hard as fuck for me to read and the plot wasn't too exciting.

PS: Twilight the movie could of been ok if only the part where Edward's skin glitters wasn't shown and the goddamn fight scene WAS ACTUALLY A FUCKING FIGHT SCENE.

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off-topic : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyJ48-BYb7s&feature=sub MEGA64 DOES THE BEATLES ROCK BAND WOOT

wow, that twilight thing was creepy. untill the end. then i was amused. 

are u sure your not a girl?

u seem to have just read off my sisters reading list.

i never saw the first movie.  i sort of watched the second one on a youtube type site.

the second movie had a cool fight scene.

no he is not a girl

ny way found this not too long back its still funny as hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BLd-mQ4Bws

The last thing I read was Captian Underpants.

well, does the internet count?

Is the internet made of trees?

(or in your case is the internet made of sound waves that, when played at the correct speed, will be the voice of someone reading the book?)

BeefGir at 08:47PM on Mar 17, 2010

wow, that twilight thing was creepy. untill the end. then i was amused. 

are u sure your not a girl?

u seem to have just read off my sisters reading list.

i never saw the first movie.  i sort of watched the second one on a youtube type site.

the second movie had a cool fight scene.

*checks to see if his dick is still there*

yea I'ma guy

in reality the last book I read was fantasy and gaming nerds, something along those lines. its about a guy who does DnD during his high school years, quits during college, then comes back to explore the world fantasy and board game as some form of reporter or some shit idk (it was never really specified) during adulthood. its interesting for the first 3/4s but really declines after that.

I was going to read 2061(?) odyssey 3 but my xbox came back from repair.