BeefGir's Funny Archives

rumor - Apparently there might be a Monkey Island 2: Special Edition on the way. Nice

http://kotaku.com/5486393/rumor-lucasarts-releasing-monkey-island-2-special-edition

lolwat - there's a glitch in Heavy Rain that lets you play as the femalecharacter naked.. nipples and all. vid of the boobage in the link.

http://kotaku.com/5483372/nsfw-heavy-rain-glitch-brings-playable-accidental-nudity

news - did you know the Halo: Reach beta started? Here's a trailer. There are jetpacks and explosions!

http://kotaku.com/5484441/halo-reach-beta-footage-looks-like-a-blast-[update]

news- then they announced Portal 2 which will be in the next Game Informerand will take place after the first game. And GlaDOS is back

http://kotaku.com/5486657/an-insiders-guide-to-portal-2

news - So Portal got an update that added a new ending and secret radio messages...

http://kotaku.com/5485075/valve-updates-portal-again-now-with-new-ending

news - oh, there will also be multiplayer co-op in Portal 2

http://kotaku.com/5486758/portal-2-adds-multiplayer-co+op-new--familiar-characters

news? - Um.. Steam and Portal 2 are coming to Macs... if you have a mac and haven't killed yourself yet, congrats I suppose

news - Scribblenauts 2 was announced for this Fall! It'll include adjectives, 10,000 more words and better controls. Yay!

http://www.damnlag.com/articles/ds/665-scribblenauts-2-coming-this-fall.html

news- the Rock Band Network is out finally. A lotta unknowns (to me atleast) posted songs so far. But everyone needs to download RonWasserman's songs. He's the dude that did the Mighty Morphin PowerRangers theme! Also, Flight of the Conchords are doing songs for it too.

http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/648-rock-band-network-here-break-your-bank.html

news - Digimon Battle's open beta is starting soon.. but the game will probably suck

http://www.damnlag.com/articles/PC/650-a-wild-digimon-battle-open-beta-approaches.html

news - People can call themselves "gay, lesbian bi, transgender or straight" in their Xbox Live gamertag now..

http://www.damnlag.com/articles/xbox360/653-it-s-okay-to-be-gay-on-xbox-live-now.html

news- Infinity Ward's head people were fired by Activision because theywere complaining about not being paid for Modern Warfare 2...

http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/630-infinity-ward-studio-heads-fired-activision-holding-back-modern-warfare-2-royalties.html

news - and Activision apparently plans on running the Call of Duty franchise INTO THE GROUND

http://www.damnlag.com/articles/industry-news/632-activision-plans-crazy-new-scheme-for-call-duty-franchise.html

HELL YEAH! - MOTHERFUCKING PLASTIC BEACH ALBUM FROM GORILLAZ IS OUT TODAY! You can listen to the whole album on NPR's site

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124114812

BeefGir: yeah, im not saying that

Genki-JAM: yeah you will bitch

BeefGir: i will take out the gay

Genki-JAM: they know it's me not you

news - Beefgir is STILL an enormous faggot

whore - This is a pretty interesting article about how Sega should give Sonic to Nintendo that everyone should read and digg

http://digg.com/gaming_news/Sega_Give_Sonic_to_Nintendo

yahhhhh portal 2 i just wish i got portal prelude to work damnd unoffical stuff

what???

portal prelude was a mod for portal it came out a while back http://www.portalprelude.com/

well i know what im playing next!

Co-op portal? fuck sounds like a huge headache to me.

Better have voice communication too, otherwise "no, put your portal over there" is going to be rather troublesome!

sounds fun to me!