BeefGir's Funny Archives

news - the 3DS is finally out. An it apparently is selling well, but isn't selling OUT. Plenty of stores still have units available. Either Nintendo made enough consoles, or people just didn't care about their shit lineup and random release time

news - speaking of which, the $250 console only costs around $101 to MAKE http://uk.kotaku.com/5785605/so-how-much-does-it-cost-to-make-a-nintendo-3ds

news - the free PC MMO Dungeon Fighter Online is on its way to the XBLA. Sweet! http://uk.kotaku.com/5785501/dungeon-fighter-online-battles-its-way-to-xbox-live-arcade

durp - Duke Nukem Forever got delayed... again... until June.

lolwat http://www.damnlag.com/duke-nukem-forever-runs-towards-the-finish-line-trips-shoots-self-in-the-foot/

lols - Banjo and Kazooie have a twisted friendship http://uk.kotaku.com/5784496/the-banjo+kazooie-relationship-takes-a-sinister-turn

news - Nintendo hates garage developers that make phone app games, but doesn't hate indie developers apparently

http://uk.kotaku.com/5784094/nintendo-doesnt-want-garage-developers-drawing-a-line-that-puts-apple-on-the-other-side

lolwat - this 13 year old kid beat his brother with a broken chair leg because he would've give him a turn on the PSP. Even more twisted is that they were twins... eesh

http://kotaku.com/#!5786416/taking-turns-with-the-psp-beats-attacking-your-twin-brother-with-a-char-leg

news - over 700 Miramax movies are about to hit the Netflix streaming service. Yay free movies! http://kotaku.com/#!5786371/netflix-preps-to-add-700-miramax-movies-to-streaming-service

durp - CNN reports that the 3DS doesn't look as good as the PS3... http://www.damnlag.com/cnn-3ds-doesnt-look-as-good-as-a-ps3/

whoretiem - check out some awesome column about pokemon cosplay http://www.damnlag.com/the-wonderful-world-of-pokemon-cosplay/

While the 3ds is a rather fantastic piece of work (which i haven't and probably wont buy with my own money), I can't help but feel a bit happy that Nintendo has been shot off of that high horse, even a little...

Nothing truly make a man smile like seeing people screw up, mostly the news.

Hopefully there'll be more news in about the Halo remake, to next weeks update! Which makes monday bearable.