BeefGir's Funny Archives

lols - Japan has already jumped on the booby train for the 3DS. There's a game thats all about 3D tits coming out and the ads make sure you know that http://uk.kotaku.com/5792958/stores-are-promoting-the-3ds-boob-game-just-like-youd-think

WTF - Microsoft is apparently working on Windows 8 right fucking now. And with Windows 8, they're getting rid of the blue screen of death and replacing it with a fancier black screen. Well, at least we don't have to change the BSoD acronym http://uk.kotaku.com/5795612/goodbye-blue-screen-of-death

lolwat - this is funny AND sad. This guy got robbed of all his tech. His TV, Laptop, PC screens, 360 and PS3.... but they LEFT his Wii. http://uk.kotaku.com/5795435/it-really-is-time-for-the-wii-2-according-to-the-people-who-robbed-me-this-weekend

durrrrp - so over the last few days the Playstation Network has been down because hackers have been trying to get into the PSN store to get free games. Sony says they aren't sure if people's personal info was taken yet... http://uk.kotaku.com/5795349/sony-doesnt-know-yet-if-your-credit-card-number-was-stolen

hurps - meanwhile, Microsoft is taking advantage of this and did a free live weekend LOLS http://www.damnlag.com/xbox-live-throws-down-the-gauntlet-on-psn/

rumor - Nintendo's new console is confirmed to be on the way. So is this a legit picture of it? http://uk.kotaku.com/5795286/is-this-a-wii-2-project-cafe-prototype-or-yet-another-photoshop it matches with other rumored leaked stuff... http://www.damnlag.com/give-your-eyes-a-sip-of-what-project-cafe-may-look-like/

awesome - this gameplay footage from Sonic Generations looks so fucking nice http://uk.kotaku.com/5794314/more-sonic-generations-more-hopes-raised Sonic Cycle has already been broken, so hope is pretty strong

lolwat - thee is a bowling ball controller for the PS3... why the fuck did someone think this was a good idea? Inb4 someone smashes their TV with this thing http://uk.kotaku.com/5793193/introducing-the-ps3s-answer-to-the-wii-bowling-ball

cool - check out Crash Bandicoot's original game remade using the Crysis engine. Sure looks great http://www.damnlag.com/crash-bandicoot-remake-with-crysis-engine-is-a-sight-to-behold/

news - Capcom is wary about Megaman Legends 3, so they're making a demo for the 3DS eStore when it launches that lets you play the current prototype for the game and offer feedback. Apparently, if this thing doesn't sell well, then they aren't going to make the game... wtf... http://www.damnlag.com/capcom-wants-you-to-help-them-make-mega-man-legends-3/

whoretiem - Portal 2 is out. Its great. And it sold about 4 million copies on the consoles alone on DAY ONE. Have you played it yet? Should you? Better read this awesome review to find out! http://www.damnlag.com/portal-2-review/

more whoretiem - you should check out this awesome video made by your friendly neighborhood news guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B9WzhhLmp4

lol WAT - Doctor Who season 6 premiered... and it was one of the lowest viewer ratings for the show since it came back 5 years ago... http://io9.com/#!5795537/doctor-whos-season-opener-was-the-shows-worst+rated-debut-since-its-return

I loved the awesome dad picture of the week. I wish I can become a parent like this later.