BeefGir's Funny Archives

news - ding dong, Bin Laden's dead.

rumor - apparently the next Assassin's Creed game has been leaked by Ubisoft. http://uk.kotaku.com/5797124/is-revelations-the-next-assassins-creed-game

news - all redboxes will be adding game rentals in June http://uk.kotaku.com/5796800/redbox-video-game-rentals-go-nationwide-in-june

news - so apparently Nintendo still likes buttons, so the next controller, whether or not it has a touch screen in it, will still also have buttons. No worries http://uk.kotaku.com/5796542/nintendo-likes-buttons-and-wont-ditch-them

lols - what if Mario had a portal gun? http://uk.kotaku.com/5796494/what-would-happen-if-mario-had-a-portal-gun

news - Nintendo also says they regret going it alone with the Wii, seemingly implying that the next console will have much stronger support from 3rd parties because Nintendo will reach out to them more http://uk.kotaku.com/5795908/nintendo-regrets-going-it-alone-with-the-wii

awesome - someone made custom Portal 2 figures for the co-op bots. They look good http://kotaku.com/#!5797550/these-custom-portal-2-figures-came-straight-from-testing/gallery/2

news - Sony just responded to the whole PSN thing yesterday. Their plan is to have PSN back up in the week and get the store back a little while later. They're considering reimbursing people that were charged for changing their card numbers and are going to give everyone a free month of Playstation Plus. Oh, and they didn't once verbally apologize. They did a 7-second bow in the Japanese conference and that was it... http://www.damnlag.com/sony-responds-to-psn-madness/

lolwat - for some reason everyone is now selling Portal 2 for $35 on consoles and the PC version for $30. It's a great game, so definitely pick it up at that price http://www.damnlag.com/retailers-slash-at-least-20-off-of-portal-2/

dude, I know nothing about this and it looks fucking badass with this one shot http://io9.com/#!5797500/first-promo-art-for-the-space-pirate-cobra-movie

durps - Since Schwarzenegger is done with governating. He's literally going back to TERMINATING. He's going to be the Terminator in Terminator 5. http://movies.ign.com/articles/116/1164320p1.html