BeefGir's Funny Archives

Lol- looks like the Mexicans predicted the rapture wrong.

News- word has it that japan may be making a live action aceattorney movie. If they do, maybe it will be better than Americas attemptsto make video game movies.

http://kotaku.com/5804676/is-one-of-japans-bloodiest-directors-working-on-an-ace-attorney-movie

News- you can finaly get into the online APB beta just bymaking an account.

http://kotaku.com/5804660/now-everybody-can-play-apb-again-for-free

News- so I'm sure you noticed that the PSN was suddenly backup for a few days, and then back down just as quickly. Turns out it was hackedagain. This time they made off with $1,225 worth of customer redeemable giftpoints.

http://kotaku.com/5804515/sony-hacked-again-though-not-likely-psn+related

News- sony guesses that the price from all the hacks hascost them $170 million! lol.

http://kotaku.com/5804525/the-psn-attacks-have-cost-sony-a-ton-of-money

News- pre orders are avalible for the next ratchet and clankgame. But only from walmart.com

http://kotaku.com/5804193/are-the-next-ratchet--clanks-pre+order-incentives-cool-or-are-they-just-supposed-to-piss-fans-off

News- randy savage dies may 20th in a car accident.The only reason I know this guy was because in my version of left 4 dead, wereplaced all the zombie sound effects with randy savage quotes. Looks like hesno more now.

http://kotaku.com/5803998/macho-man-randy-savage-killed-in-car-accident

News- DoA is not being sold in Sweden because apparently to themits kiddy porn.

http://kotaku.com/5803881/report-dead-or-alive-dimensions-is-kiddy-porn-in-sweden

Oh Shit- behold the tv of the future. No longer 1080p. nowits 7680 x 4320p. shit…

http://kotaku.com/5803861/and-suddenly-1080p-doesnt-look-so-hot-any-more

Sony- rumor that the PS store will be up may 24th.

http://kotaku.com/5803619/report-playstation-store-reopens-may-24-quickly-flooded-with-new-content

Vid- minecraft on drugs

http://kotaku.com/5803562/if-you-took-drugs-and-played-minecraft-it-would-look-like-this

News- Minecraft devs have more updates in the works. A skyworld. Lookin pretty cool.

http://kotaku.com/5803448/minecraft-heading-to-the-clouds-with-new-update/gallery/1

Deals- if you’re a student and you get a windows 7 pc thatcosts upwords of $700 you get a few 4 gb xbox 360.

http://kotaku.com/5803529/stay-in-school-buy-a-windows-pc-and-get-a-free-xbox-360

News- ps3s are over heating. It may be a firmware updatethat is causing it. It happened to me!

http://kotaku.com/5803377/rockstar-says-your-ps3s-are-overheating-because-of-firmware

Game- duke nukem has a browser game out called boob tube. It’sa shooting game where you compete with female shooters. When you win, they takeoff there cloths. Its like strip shooting. And there are tits. And downloadablewallpapers when you win

http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/

news - Sony is making HD remasters of select PSP games forthe PS3 http://www.damnlag.com/sony-is-porting-psp-games-to-ps3-with-hd-visuals/

durp - Nintendo has an official zelda timeline but theyaren't going to show it to us http://www.damnlag.com/nintendo-has-an-official-zelda-timeline-decides-not-to-release-it/